✎ YUKOKI
Some Deep Inspirational Quote;
Booty Rockin Everywhere;

larkles:

LAST MINUTE PRINT RUSH!!!!! SMASH!!! THIS WEEKEND!!! CAN U BELIEVE

Anonymous whispered:
What do you look for in a boyfriend?

fightoffyourdarling:

Drift compatibility

nyofins:

when you try to stand up and one of your legs is asleep

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

deanbennie:

finding a new favorite character like

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te4mfreewill:

So I walk in and thrust these two items in their faces - a picture of my mom and my ukulele. “I need to incorporate these two items.”

Misha immediately grabs the ukulele. Richard takes the photo, asks “Who’s this?”

“My mother.”

“Is she alive?”

“Yes.”

And I guess you all can now see what the best moment of my life looks like. 

thetidesinitsgrave:

wawaqueen:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

  “A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform  packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with  the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
  Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”

Happy September 1st, y’all!

awkward-lee:

perks-of-being-chinese:

grapes are so underrated

really??? i heard people like grapes

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